Because Fuck You

May 19
pizzaforpresident:

i’ve been up all night and everything’s funny

pizzaforpresident:

i’ve been up all night and everything’s funny

May 19
May 18
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tyleroakley:

I can’t.

May 18

Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

imflylikequidditch:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

May 17
atheistoverdose:

True words by colbertfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr
May 17

tyleroakley:

Nailed it.

May 17
kanyewithwhitepeople:

kanye stares down the camera as he realizes he’s been caught with another white person

kanyewithwhitepeople:

kanye stares down the camera as he realizes he’s been caught with another white person

May 16
May 16

tyleroakley:

I’m crying at the beauty of this interaction.

May 16

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

i can’t find my phone and it’s on silent 

WHERE IS MY PHONE